Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don’t you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
(Source: vintagemuslimah)
About me
Basically u want to know about me? I love Justin Bieber, Lil Wayne, Taylor Lautner, Dani Campbell, Chris Brown, Taylor Swift, Josh Hutcherson and the New York Yankees. I am attending osu in the culinary program. School will pretty much be my life for a while plain and simple. I'm 22 and live in the middle of no where oklahoma. Wanna know more? Hit me up
